Some guy named Mike from Milwaukee, WI put together a 70-minute video review discussing the many reasons why Star Wars: The Phantom Menace was horrible. And this isn’t your usual fanboy rant, this is an epic, well-edited well-constructed piece of geek film criticism. In fact, Lost co-creator and Star Trek producer Damon Lindelof, warns, “Your life is about to change. This is astounding film making. Watch ALL of it.”

In this opening segment, Mike discusses the major flaw of The Phantom Menace which is the characters and the lack of connection with the audience.

In part two Mike focuses on the second biggest problem with the Phantom Menace, the story. The mystery plot lacking direction and emotional involvement was really the other big problem. No tension, no drama, no stakes. Characters aimlessly follow along the events.

Paaaaaart 3. Shit just got real.

Part 4:

In Part 5 Mike focuses on the real “Phantom Menace” which is Qui-gon Jinn. His character makes no sense as do his actions. Mike also focuses on Anakin Skywalker and how that character sucks too.

Part 6: Things that don’t make sense at the ending and an analysis of light saber duels.

Part 7:

Brilliant.